The TMI Birthday Song

Happy birthday to me,

every hour I go pee,

my ankles are tree trunks,

and I can't see my feet!

I treated myself to a Birthday Morning walk in the woods: majestic oak, red maple, white pine, a shagbark hickory as big around as, well, me. Ahhh. The best gift ever.

Of course, I also plan to bake an orange layer cake with butter-cream frosting. I told Dr. D and the kiddos, "No matter how strange you think my cake is, you're not allowed to complain!" I'm craving orange these days, so what?