On the Second Day of Christmas my children gave to me...
Two nasty colds,
And a tin of magnetic poetry!
For those [one] individuals who actually read this, yes I'm doing the 12 Days of Christmas AFTER Christmas. Why? Because that's when they happen! Contrary to cultural belief, they are the twelve days between Christmas and Twelfth Night, which is the eve of Epiphany.
Also, I am slightly delirious from lack of sleep.